Keep the Change Ya Filthy Animal Black Friday Is Here!
This early Black Friday, we’re pulling a full Kevin McCallister… because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that smelling bad is the real Wet Bandit energy.
So whether you're gearing up for holiday parties, hockey tournaments, or just trying not to get roasted by your family around the tree…
Black Friday Blowout Deals:
• Prices so good you’ll scream “KEVVVIIIN!”
• Stock up before the holiday rush hits harder than a swinging paint can
• Perfect gifts for hockey boys, hockey moms, and the unsuspecting uncles who “forgot” to shower
Order now before the good stuff disappears faster than the pizza when Buzz walks in.
P.S. Don’t wait — you know what happens when you leave things to the last minute. (Spoiler: your whole family flies to Paris without you.)
Caution: May cause unexplained confidence and increased attention.
For the ones who show up. On the ice,court , field or in the stands.
The ones who grind hard, cheer harder, and never back down from a big moment. Bird Juice and Nova was made for the game-changers,the ones who lead with heart, chase the win, and lift others as they rise. This isn’t just about how you smell. It's about how you feel. Locked in. Dialed up. Unstoppable. So whether you’re lacing up or lighting it up
Smell like confidence. Smell like victory.
👉 Grab your bottle now—before someone else takes your spot.
